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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:38 | Message # 16 |
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| - De ce tinea Mihai Viteazu` securea in mana stanga ???
-De maner !!
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:39 | Message # 17 |
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| Un om mergea pe strada.
Si deodata dispare...
De ce?
L-au ros pantofii.
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:39 | Message # 18 |
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| - V-am povestit vreodata despre mine?
- Minele sunt niste gauri din care ies minerii !!!
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:40 | Message # 19 |
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| - Cand sta barza intr-un picior?
- Cand si-l ridica pe celalalt!
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:41 | Message # 20 |
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| -Ce e verde si alerga prin padure?
-O haita de castraveti!
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:42 | Message # 21 |
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| O bila se rostogoleste pana la capat, acolo se rastoarna ...
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:42 | Message # 22 |
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| - Cum afli sexul lebedelor de pe lac?
- Arunci o bucata de paine:..daca vine ea....e lebada;.....daca vine el ...e lebadoiu...
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:44 | Message # 23 |
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| Cica un lup dadea tircoale la o stina.La un momentdat s-a oprit.De ce?
R:Pentru ca nu mai avea tircoale...
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:44 | Message # 24 |
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| Zorro vede o tipa care arata super. Ca sa o impresioneze, face un "z" pe gard.
Tipa:
-Uau, Zupermen!
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:45 | Message # 25 |
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| -Domnisoara, sînteti pesimista ?
-Nu, croitoreasa.
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:45 | Message # 26 |
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| Merg doua broscute prin desert,si se intalnesc in varful unei dune de nisip:
-Ciao soro,unde mergi?
-Aiurea,soro
-Hai pe aici ca-i mai aproape.
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:46 | Message # 27 |
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| O mâtă si un cocos stau pe malu' lacului,mâta cade-n apa si cocosu' râde.
MORALA:when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:48 | Message # 28 |
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| Porcusorul isteric statea peste 7 mari si 7 tari. Intr-o dimineata se trezeste, se uita pe geam si zice:
- Ba, ce departe stau!
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| Blu3Shark | Date: Marţi, 15-Sep-2009, 16:49 | Message # 29 |
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| In timp ce pastea, un cal inghite o lacusta. Aceasta incepe sa se agite in burta calului: "Heeei, scoateti-ma de aici!"...dar calul plecase!
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